Never wear mauve at a ball...

fendue · Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 7:15 pm Post subject:

You'll shoot your eye out, kid!

CluedoKid · Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 10:45 pm Post subject:

One minute you cross the street, not looking both ways, and then a man runs over and stabs you right there!

fendue · Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 10:00 am Post subject:

Oh, whatever could I do with my lowly little self? I could run through the streets of Michigan, wondering were to go. Or I could write a book, but no one would read it. Woe is me.

Kristev · Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 2:35 am Post subject:

I wrote four books and working on # 5, slowly. But nobody's reading them. Woe is me, not you.

There's still time in your life.
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fendue · Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 3:23 pm Post subject:

I was just rambling. It's not how I feel.

fendue · Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 3:27 pm Post subject:

Habeo nocens spiritus est feteo- To have bad breath is to have a bad odor.

PeachFreak · Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 5:57 pm Post subject:

habere spiritum nocentem est fetere = To have bad breath is to have a bad odor.

habeo nocens spiritus est feteo- I, a bad breath, is I have a bad odor.

Three years of Latin classes. -.-
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fendue · Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 9:54 pm Post subject:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=PU-tREuLNaE &feature=related

fendue · Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 3:04 pm Post subject:

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CMustardwPipeinLibrary · Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 3:54 pm Post subject:

...and so on.

(Actually, the recursion isn't forced. Nice try, though.)
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fendue · Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 6:45 pm Post subject:

Activate cute, three-legged me!

(An anagram I found for Clue: The Great Detective Game. I know it has nothing to do with Clue, but it's mildly funny, I guess.)

Adam106 · Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 9:58 am Post subject:

Who's the bigger fool? The fool or the fool that follows him?
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fendue · Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 10:34 am Post subject:

PANCAKES!!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=p9zBrtWyWdA &feature=related

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Black · Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 10:57 am Post subject:

Was there a need to repeat the same thing over and over?

fendue · Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 11:04 am Post subject:

I don't know if you get the reference. I did overdo it, yes, it was too long, but I don't know if you got the not-too-funny reference.

Niteshade007 · Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 11:04 am Post subject:

It's from a book/movie, The Shining.

Adam106 · Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 11:05 am Post subject:

You wouldn't happen to be staying at remote hotel full of spirits would you, fendue? Wink

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fendue · Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 11:07 am Post subject:

Adam106 is right!!! Yes I am and I'm lovin' it!!! Redrum.

Black · Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 2:05 pm Post subject: