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Post by cacums » Wed Dec 02, 2009 6:31 pm

I guess she would work better; I was picturing the 1949 Scarlet though

This works better as a Miss Scarlet joke--

What is the difference between a 747 and Miss Scarlet?

Not all the men at the mansion have been on a 747

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Post by fendue » Fri Dec 04, 2009 4:09 pm

I smirked.

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Post by fendue » Fri Dec 04, 2009 4:14 pm

Mrs. White was feeling lazy so she decided for dinner one day she would make Cheerios. Miss Peach took one look and said, "How cute! Donut seeds."

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Post by cacums » Sun Dec 06, 2009 6:26 pm

Miss Peach's car is in the garage while Rusty works on it.

"It just died." Miss Peach sighs

"It's fine." Rusty says, starting the ignition

"What was wrong with it?" asks Miss Peach

"Just crap in the carburetor." Rusty says

"Oh." Miss Peach says, "How often must I do that?"

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Post by fendue » Sun Dec 06, 2009 6:37 pm

What's the difference between a club and Miss Scarlet?

A club doesn't allow everyone in.

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Post by cacums » Fri Apr 30, 2010 9:29 pm

Miss Scarlet is like a bowling ball: fingered, banged down an ally, and comes back for more.

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Post by Adam106 » Sat May 01, 2010 5:14 am

:shock: :lol:

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Post by fendue » Sat May 01, 2010 11:36 am

:shock:

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Post by tyob123 » Sat May 01, 2010 6:05 pm

:oops:
Flames on the side of my face!

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Post by Black » Tue May 04, 2010 11:10 am

Some of these are pretty good.

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Post by Black » Mon May 10, 2010 1:10 pm

Mrs White has been recently medicated. It turns out she's so old, that her vagina is haunted.

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Post by PrinceAzure33 » Mon May 10, 2010 2:57 pm

Black wrote:Mrs White has been recently medicated. It turns out she's so old, that her vagina is haunted.
That was just terrible and made little sense.
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Post by go_leafs_nation » Mon May 10, 2010 5:35 pm

The topic IS for bad jokes...
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Post by CluedoKid » Mon May 10, 2010 6:05 pm

Well I thought it was funny.

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Post by PrinceAzure33 » Mon May 10, 2010 6:27 pm

There's a difference between bad jokes and jokes that doesn't make sense.

But here's my bad joke.

What did Mrs. Peacock do when she found out she was a suspect?

She flew the coop.
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Post by cacums » Mon May 10, 2010 7:03 pm

What has a face, hands, and mutton chops on the side?

A clock dressed as Colonel Mustard.

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Post by Niteshade007 » Wed May 12, 2010 1:56 pm

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