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Encounters with Very Strange People.

Post by CluedoKid » Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:50 pm

Today my sister and I were in a Pizza Nova. There's a grubby with a messy beard and cigarette next to me who says "Hey Junior, how do you get a nun pregnant?"

I say, "I don't know. How do you?"

He replies,

"Well you got to ***** her, dummy!"

I just rolled along with it and replied,

"I guess that's just how you have to do it sometimes."

Then he gives me a business card for a company that builds crappy houses.

What an odd lunchtime. :?
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Post by PeachFreak » Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:20 pm

Oh my. That's certainly...strange, to say the least. :?
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Post by Niteshade007 » Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:29 pm

Once my family and I were staying at Yellowstone. Outside the park, in "West Yellowstone," they all sorts of touristy things (restaurants, shops, etc.) We decided to go there one day.

Sitting at a table by the window, this strange homeless man walks by, muttering to himself. After he passes our window, he stops, turns around, and starts waving at us. My family, not really sure of what to do, waved back. He seemed happy with our kind gesture and took off down the road, still muttering. Later, while eating, my sister said:

"Mom, there's a man showing me his teeth."

"What?"

"That homeless man has taken out his teeth and is showing them to me." And sure enough, there he was, holding his top row of dentures, showing them excitedly to my sister. I wish I could accurately describe the look of disgust on my sister's face. It was priceless. He once again took off down the road, this time cackling with his toothless mouth.

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Post by Kristev » Tue Feb 26, 2008 1:21 am

This thread is creepy.

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Post by TheWhitePawn » Tue Feb 26, 2008 9:51 am

Sure is.
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Post by Michael » Tue Feb 26, 2008 9:51 am

I once went into a Walmart restroom to find a man urinating into the sink. Ewwww. :shock:
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Post by cluegirl104 » Tue Feb 26, 2008 11:14 am

i found 2 of our Drs doing that at the clinic once-w/ the door open!! :shock:
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Post by WarnerPlum » Tue Feb 26, 2008 11:25 am

I once saw these lads dumping McDonalds rubbish into a puddle once - it was horrible! :shock:
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Post by CluedoKid » Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:43 pm

Alright, who has the strangest story? Vote now!


Mine?

Nightshade's?

Michael's?

cluegirl's?

WarnerPlum's?
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Post by WarnerPlum » Wed Feb 27, 2008 11:31 am

Mine doesn't seem strange enough somehow..
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Post by Frostbyte » Wed Feb 27, 2008 8:49 pm

About 10 years ago I was on the Amtrak from Santa Barbara to Los Angeles. At one point in the trip, a homeless man shuffled up and took the seat next to me. I wanted to get up because he was gross and smelled strongly of liquor, but I didn't want to jump up and be rude.

A few moments later he mumbled something in my general direction. Still not wanting to be rude, I said, "I'm sorry?" And he leaned in closer and I heard him say, "..you wanna have s*x?"

Needless to say i leapt up and went straight to on of the conductors. I told them what he said to me, and that I was concerned because there were children on board.

Yiikes...

My best friend and I always have a chuckle when that story comes up because at the time Amtrak's slogan was, "There's something Magic about a Train."
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Post by Kristev » Wed Feb 27, 2008 11:40 pm

That's awful. Totally awful. Mind you, I'm gay myself, but still, certianly not with him and not out in public!

And I vote for Michael.

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Post by cacums » Thu Feb 28, 2008 9:01 am

The strangest person i met was stalking me home, from my local Wal-Mart, which is about 30 minutes of walking.I finally got a block from my home and asked what he is doing. He didn't answer so, being a complete jerk and a terrible person. I walked past my home to my best friend's house to put their life in jeopardy if he is some sort of killer. Finally, i took the walked out the back door.

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