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Post by go_leafs_nation » Fri Dec 12, 2008 4:26 pm

*groans*
(That last one was actually pretty funny though. :lol: )
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Post by CluedoKid » Wed Dec 24, 2008 3:15 am

Q: What should Miss Scarlet do if she sees Mr. Boddy rolling around in pain on the ground?
A: Shoot him again.
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Post by CluedoKid » Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:26 pm

Where does Mr. Boddy keep his set of scales?

In the Library!
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Post by kova » Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:37 pm

What's Mr. Boddy's favorite berry?

The Liberry
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Post by cacums » Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:46 pm

Q: Where does Mr. Boddy do his homework?

A: In the Study.



Q: Where did Mr. Boddy when he was younger go after school

A: StudyHall

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Post by Black » Tue Apr 07, 2009 10:53 am

What's Colonel Mustard's favourit song?

feeling hot hot hot

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Post by Jamie » Tue Apr 07, 2009 11:53 am

Black wrote:What's Colonel Mustard's favourit song?

feeling hot hot hot

Surely its gotta be Yellow by Coldplay

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Post by WarnerPlum » Tue Apr 07, 2009 12:09 pm

What's wrong with the word 'do'?

Why, it doesn't have a 'Clue'!!!! Get it?! Clue-do! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Black » Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:10 pm

Jamie wrote:
Black wrote:What's Colonel Mustard's favourit song?

feeling hot hot hot

Surely its gotta be Yellow by Coldplay
Mustard is hot, that's the joke.

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Post by Jamie » Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:15 pm

Yes I did work that out :roll:

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Post by Black » Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:21 pm

I never even knew there was song called Yellow. :shock:

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Post by Anonymous » Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:37 am

What do you call Colonel Mustard with a webcam?


Leslie Grantham! (wikipedia.org/wiki/Leslie_Grantham#Online_Sex_scandal)


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Post by CMustardwPipeinLibrary » Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:25 pm

What do you call Miss Scarlet with a webcam?

Nothing - you just look at her!
"Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?"
"You don't need any help from me, sir."
"That's right!"

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Post by cacums » Tue Apr 21, 2009 4:11 pm

What do you call Mrs. White with a webcam?

Professor Plum forgot to turn his off and she came in to clean...

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Post by Adam106 » Wed Apr 22, 2009 6:44 am

What are Mrs. Peacock's favourite movies?

The Birds and One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.

What did Miss Scarlet do it with?

The Lead Pipe!

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Post by cacums » Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:40 pm

Q: What do barbers and Miss Scarlet have in common?

A: To fulfill their jobs they need a chair to pump up and down.

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Post by Snively » Wed Jul 08, 2009 1:56 am

cacums wrote:Q: What do barbers and Miss Scarlet have in common?

A: To fulfill their jobs they need a chair to pump up and down.
ok out of all these stupid jokes, that one actually made me let out a laugh that wasn't sarcastic!

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Post by fendue » Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:55 am

Adam106 wrote: What did Miss Scarlet do it with?

The Lead Pipe!
:shock: :? :) :roll: :lol:

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Post by cacums » Wed Dec 02, 2009 6:11 pm

Miss Scarlet was standing at the cash register getting ready to pay for her groceries when she looked at the cashiers name tag and said "Debbie, that's cute what's the other one's name?"

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Post by CluedoKid » Wed Dec 02, 2009 6:21 pm

Are you saying Scarlet is dumb? That's more of a Miss Peach thing to say.

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