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Ask a stupid Clue question and get a stupid answer game.

Post by CluedoKid » Sun May 14, 2006 11:09 pm

The title speaks for itself, this is game where you ask a dumb question about Clue and the next person will make a dumb response. Then they make a question

"Why does Miss Scarlet always wear red"
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Post by CMustardwPipeinLibrary » Mon May 15, 2006 8:56 am

She doesn't look good in yellow.

Why doesn't the Ballroom have so many balls in it?
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Post by cluegirl104 » Mon May 15, 2006 9:47 am

it was once a ball pit but someone peed!!


why would someone kill someone with a wrench!? :?
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Post by Depboy » Mon May 15, 2006 10:14 am

Cause their intended victim had some screws loose.

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Post by cluegirl104 » Mon May 15, 2006 11:10 am

because victoria really doesn't have a secret!



why are all the clue characters (with the exception of scarlet, really old?!)
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Post by CMustardwPipeinLibrary » Mon May 15, 2006 11:23 am

Hey, they've been around since the 40s-50s! What did you expect?

Why a lead pipe?
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Post by cluegirl104 » Mon May 15, 2006 1:38 pm

(a hot young professor! :D )


it should have been a smoking pipe!


why did scarlet go from white w/ blonde hair to asian then to her current look now?!
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Post by CluedoKid » Mon May 15, 2006 1:56 pm

BEcause she thought she was being politically correct but the rest thought she was being racist.


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Post by cluegirl104 » Mon May 15, 2006 3:40 pm

because they were clueless!



why did mr boddy have to die?! :(
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Post by CluedoKid » Mon May 15, 2006 4:21 pm

Because he secretly took the missing cake.
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Post by Michael » Mon May 15, 2006 4:42 pm

You didn't ask a question... So I will for you:

Whodunit?
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Post by cluegirl104 » Mon May 15, 2006 5:03 pm

you did!



how could mrs white have time to kill if she was busy cleaning and cooking?!
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Post by CMustardwPipeinLibrary » Mon May 15, 2006 8:16 pm

Have you ever noticed how everything doesn't look quite as clean as it could be?

Why is it called the Study when all the books you need to do so are in the Library?
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Post by cluegirl104 » Tue May 16, 2006 11:37 am

just to make you think!



speaking of the study, why is all the booze kept in there?!
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Post by CluedoKid » Fri May 19, 2006 8:15 am

The same reason why you feel drunk when you study.




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Post by cluegirl104 » Fri May 19, 2006 12:01 pm

because she's a man, man!


why can't there be a hot plum?! come on ya'll!! :D
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Post by CluedoKid » Sat May 20, 2006 1:16 am

Do you really want your dear old Prof. roasted like a weenie? That Hot?

Why sisn't Rev. Green a woman?? Woman can be preists too you know!!
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Post by cluegirl104 » Mon May 22, 2006 9:42 am

she was-now she isn't!

why oh why did they have to kill him with a candlestick!?
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Post by Kristev » Mon May 22, 2006 7:52 pm

How would you rather die? My book's heroine's favorite weapon is her candlestick, actually!

Now, who would actually kill someone in a billiard room?

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Post by CluedoKid » Mon May 22, 2006 10:18 pm

Where else would you have the balls to commit murder?


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