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Letters to Mr. Boddy

Post by PrinceAzuree33 » Tue Nov 29, 2005 3:29 pm

To encourage more posting in the Clue related discussion area, I'm starting a thread, for a place to post anything you want to ask to Mr. Boddy. You can write letters to any charcaters under the name of any charcaters.


Master Johnny,
Thank you for your heartfelt thoughts and wishes. Winstonis still terribly sick, and we're praying. As for when I will be returning, it may be a month more. I don't think Winston has much more to live. When he dies, I will have to visit my family, (they were terribly fond of him) and his family. I hope the replacement is helping you, what was her name? Yvette something or other? This is where I must end my letter. I'll be seeing you soon. Good luck with your outing with Josephine Scarlet. She seems like a vivacious sort.

B. White

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Post by CluedoKid » Tue Nov 29, 2005 5:30 pm

Dear Xavier Boddy

I was "using" the lead pipe last night, just to remind you that I left it on your dressing table.


Love V.Scarlet :wink:

P.S. forgive me for the "funny" scent on it :oops: :o
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Post by Guest » Tue Nov 29, 2005 8:06 pm

Post-it found on the counter

Mr. Ashe
Please clean lead pipe
J. Boddy

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Post by Michael » Tue Nov 29, 2005 8:44 pm

John,

I am missing my Bible. I think I may have left it in your library last weekend because I seem to have *accidently* brought home a copy of "The Occult for Dummies." Can you ask Mrs. White to see if she can find my Bible and send her over with it.

Sincerely,
Rev. Green
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Post by Michael » Tue Nov 29, 2005 8:47 pm

X,

I've heard good things about your lead pipe and was wondering if you might lend it to me as well... Call me!

-P.P.
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Post by Guest » Tue Nov 29, 2005 8:52 pm

Message on Meadow-Brook, Esq.'s answering machine from John Boddy.

Mr. Meadow-Brook, I'm calling to check about if you're available for a meeting. We need to set up a time for my uncle's will reading. Call me back at Tudor Mansion, at my private number.

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Post by Guest » Tue Nov 29, 2005 8:56 pm

To: TrstFudBby@TudorManor.com From:Superbutler@TudorManor.com

Hello, sir. I'm here at the my cottage on the outskirts of your estate. I'm here with a headache, that's why I'm not there right now. I thought I would let you know that I cleaned the lead pipe, but Mrs. Patricia Peacock stopped by today and I lent her the lead pipe. See you tomorrow bright and early!
Mr. Ashe

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Post by Michael » Tue Nov 29, 2005 9:02 pm

X-

I stopped by tonight, but it seems your butler lent the pipe to that dreadful woman in blue. You really should fire him for being so careless. How on earth am I going to spend the evening now?

-P.P.
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Post by PrinceAzure33 » Tue Nov 29, 2005 9:04 pm

Note posted on front doors.

P.P.

I'm sorry. I'm afraid I must have gotten the intials mixed up.

R. Ashe.
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Post by Michael » Tue Nov 29, 2005 9:08 pm

[Note formed by cut-out magazine letters and slipped under the door of Boddy Manor]

bOddY,

iTs tIMe 2 pAY yOUR DuEs 2 D pOLiCemAN'S FuNd. $20k oR eLsE.

-gRAy
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Post by PrinceAzure33 » Tue Nov 29, 2005 9:14 pm

*A dark shadows enter the Hall, and creeps to the front door.*

Let's see what the rich B.astard got today. A threatening letter to him demanding for money? Hmm, I wonder if this was... *picks up letter* "accidentally" dropped in the fire. *flicks envelope on hearth* Would he be in deep doo? I can't wait to find out. *kicks the envelope in the fire, blue flames shoot out for a second. The shadow leaves*
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Post by Michael » Tue Nov 29, 2005 9:19 pm

[Tattoo carved on bicep with a hunting knife]

Die, Boddy, Die!
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Post by Guest » Tue Nov 29, 2005 9:21 pm

A note found on the table of the library.

To whom it may concern,
I found a green leather bound bible in the place of a book, which was missing, Occult for Dummies. I have searched the entire library for it, and all I could find was E to Z Satanic Worships, Human Sacrifices for IDIOTS, and a note scribbled, "Must find pure blooded sacrifice," but no Occult for Dummies. I had to make do with the Bible, and man that God was one vengeful dude.
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Post by Michael » Tue Nov 29, 2005 9:27 pm

[A note slipped to Miss Peach during lunch]

Dear Sexy Knickers,

I don't half fancy you. Meet me outside at five thirty and we'll get it together.

-Capt. Brown
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Post by Guest » Tue Nov 29, 2005 9:28 pm

John Boddy!
I was using the bathroom today, because I had... one of Mrs. White's leftovers which didn't quite agree with my stomach. I was in the bathroom for a long time, and I found many complaints.
-There was no double quilted extra asorbant toilet paper. In fact, there were no toilet paper at all!
-All of the reading material was quite shoddy. I mean, Penthouses? Playboys? Hampshire W.hores? Please, have some class!
-The toilet seat wasn't heated, my rump was quite chilly!
-The toilet backed up, and there was no plug. I had to move to my own bathroom, and I may have... left some in the hallway.
I needn't say anymore. Just that I am VERY DISAPPOINTED in how your facilities is working.
Mrs. P. Peacock

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Post by Guest » Tue Nov 29, 2005 9:29 pm

Michael wrote:[A note slipped to Miss Peach during lunch]

Dear Sexy Knickers,

I don't half fancy you. Meet me outside at five thirty and we'll get it together.

-Capt. Brown
'

The same note is slipped back.

Fat chance.

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Post by CluedoKid » Tue Nov 29, 2005 9:37 pm

Dear Mr Boddy

I would like to imform that my golden pen is stuck in your desk.

Please remove it.

-Col. A Mustard
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Post by Michael » Tue Nov 29, 2005 9:38 pm

[Note attached to brick thrown through the Study window]

tIMeS uP! PAy uP! I'Ve goT yOuR DOg! i waNT 30K NOW oR FiDO geTS It!

-gRaY
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Post by Guest » Tue Nov 29, 2005 9:45 pm

*throws brick with sack of gold at person with dog*

thIs eNouGH?

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Post by Michael » Tue Nov 29, 2005 9:46 pm

Anonymous wrote:
Michael wrote:[A note slipped to Miss Peach during lunch]

Dear Sexy Knickers,

I don't half fancy you. Meet me outside at five thirty and we'll get it together.

-Capt. Brown
'

The same note is slipped back.

Fat chance.
With the words "Fat Chance" scribbled out, the note is slipped to Madame Rose during afternoon tea.
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