My Trip Down the Stairs
Whodunit? I did it to myself... but I'm blaming the apartment building. I think I'm gonna sue.
There's a hand rail for a reason.
'nuff said.
Well, not quite. Not only did I about kill myself on the stairs, but later I hit my thigh really hard on the equally hard wooden corner of the sofa leaving a hugh black and purple bruise. I haven't bruised in years! Even later, I smashed my finger in between a soap dispenser and it's lever which was quite painful as well. Who can I sue for that?? Where's the compensation for my physical and emotional distress?! Surely I'm not expected to take personal responsibility...
There's a hand rail for a reason.
'nuff said.
Well, not quite. Not only did I about kill myself on the stairs, but later I hit my thigh really hard on the equally hard wooden corner of the sofa leaving a hugh black and purple bruise. I haven't bruised in years! Even later, I smashed my finger in between a soap dispenser and it's lever which was quite painful as well. Who can I sue for that?? Where's the compensation for my physical and emotional distress?! Surely I'm not expected to take personal responsibility...

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