My Trip Down the Stairs

Whodunit? I did it to myself... but I'm blaming the apartment building. I think I'm gonna sue.

There's a hand rail for a reason.

'nuff said.

Well, not quite. Not only did I about kill myself on the stairs, but later I hit my thigh really hard on the equally hard wooden corner of the sofa leaving a hugh black and purple bruise. I haven't bruised in years! Even later, I smashed my finger in between a soap dispenser and it's lever which was quite painful as well. Who can I sue for that?? Where's the compensation for my physical and emotional distress?! Surely I'm not expected to take personal responsibility...